Thursday, June 10, 2010

Is It True That the World Cup = Crappy Sex Lives?

According to Sin Chew Daily, only if your boyfriend/husband (or if you're a man then YOU) support a country that loses.

I read this article in The Star which quotes Sin Chew Daily who in turn quotes some Singaporean newspaper (yeah, the news traveled through quite a few papers!), that says that

World Cup fever can work up sex appetite

 It goes on to say that when a game is like super intense, a man would produce more adrenaline and testosterone, and if the team he supports wins, then he is more likely to want to have sex. Especially is he's had a few beers!

On the other hand, if his team loses, then he's less likely to want to have sex (of course lar.. depressed ma!).

So... my conclusion is this:

Ladies, during World Cup month,

Seriously, don't.

Why? Well, simply because 

1. if his team loses, even if you dressed up like the above picture, all he'll be able to think of is 
"DIE, NOW I OWE AH CHONG/MUTHU/BENNY RM XXXXXXXX.XX!!!"

2. if his team WINS, however... 

Even if you looked like this
SO WHAT IF YOUR TEAM WON? TONIGHT I HAVE A HEADACHE.

he'd probably STILL want to do it. Especially if he's got his beer goggles on.



Conclusion:

No point breaking out the sexay lingerie. Wear your comfy granny panties, keep the sexy thong in the drawer til after World Cup is over!

5 comments:

Yvonne Tee said...

Oh, ladies, don't bother too, when your boyfriend is engrossed in some stupid online game. <3

May Lee said...

Lol, your boyfriend and his dota. *shakes head*

Liz ^^, said...

Argh. My bf can tell me a couple of months in advance:

"Dear, I'm sorry."
"Uh-huh. Wait. Why?"
"World Cup is starting in June."
"Oh-kayyy. So?"
"I won't be SMS-ing/calling you much then."

=.=|||

What. The. Hell.

Yvonne Tee said...

MEN.

May Lee said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..

at least he apologised in advance! men just have an obsession with balls. it must be cos they have a pair =P