Monday, June 14, 2010

Why I Am A Taufoo


1. It is not sheer laziness; it is actually my body's natural sense of self-preservation. I don't do sporty things because I am incapable. Seriously. When I play ball games, I always get hit by the damn ball. It doesn't matter if it's basketball, volleyball, whateverball - all games are DODGEBALL when I'm in the game!

You think I'm kidding?

I'm not.


I went cycling (planning on going to Fraser's next Monday) for less than 45 minutes in the park near my house. As you can see, I fell down.This is reason #2 as to why I am a gigantic piece of taufoo.


Need I go on? I think not.

P/S: My external injuries have been plastered and treated, but there is nothing that will soothe my wounded soul... except ice cream. *big hopeful eyes*

4 comments:

Liz said...

Awww. Poor thing. Those bruises look nasty !!! >.<
Hope they heal well with NO scars whatsoever !!!! :)))
Muakzzzz~ *hugs*

May Lee said...

aww thanks sweetie! unfortunately, my skin tends to retain scars for FOREVER. bah. i need to get that oil i saw in guardian, the one for scars.

Liz said...

It will heal eventually, no worries. I used to have tons of bruises and mosquito-bite marks on my legs. Now, not so much :)

May Lee said...

thanks babe! muaxxx